Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Forehead

I’m getting dumber as I age, because in my 33rd year on this planet, I decided that it was time to inject poison into my head. Botox. God knows why. It was largely curiosity, which appears to be the driving force behind my every impetuous decision. And you should know that the word ‘largely’ is … Continue reading Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Forehead


Brainwash magazine

In my spare time I like to scare young people away from relationships... I have been published (!) in Brainwash magazine. Check it out below.... Undern - The Opposite of Twilight