Trawling Tinder

I've never had a good experience on Tinder. And yet, like a woman trapped in a co-dependant union, I keep going back. Because Tinder is fucking hilarious. Pockets of humanity lurk on there and trawling Tinder freaks has become a perfectly acceptable way to spend myΒ weekend. He Gives Good Head Take this guy: Check out … Continue reading Trawling Tinder

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All My Single Ladies…

Okay, so I broke. Not Facebook, but I am updating the blog. I can't help myself. I'm writing anyway, may as well edit and share the nonsense. It's quite difficult to stay off Facebook. I have to say I've cheated- a certain amount of Facebook is necessary for travelling, so I send trip related private … Continue reading All My Single Ladies…

Romance Wrapped in Masturbation References

I am a single lady, which I am fine with in a, now put your hands up, oh oh oh, kind of way. There are upsides to being single. It affords me time to write. My spare time is spent busily weaving blankets of bad grammar and adult themes. I wrap these blankets around clumsily … Continue reading Romance Wrapped in Masturbation References